Mobile Patriotism

My Negaraku proposal:

Make Negaraku the default ringtone of every mobile phone sold in Malaysia.

A policy which solves many issues:

  1. Every phone call (and every cinema visit) will instill patriotism.
  2. Easier than fixing difficult problems (corruption, crime, education, etc)
  3. Obesity rates will decrease tremendously. Entire offices will stand up every 10 minutes; in public areas you’ll never sit.
  4. Easy to spot terrorists: they aren’t singing Negaraku
  5. Fun for all ages.

Could possibly extend to SMS tones and alarm clocks. Must investigate in future. Maybe I’ll join MPPC 2014.