Yay my birthday!
And (overly commercialized) Valentine’s Day too!
In celebration of both, I present a coded message!
Archive for the ‘musings’ Category
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Ban parody in Malaysia please
This is important news. (in English)
Once again our fine government has done well to curb these rowdy internet people. As you will notice, the Uncyclopedia article on Malaysia has some extremely dangerous facts on Malaysia. Knowing full well how impressionable Malaysians are, this article could single-handedly destroy the Malaysian youth!
Here are some excerpts from the article. Please DO NOT show these to free-minded people or it could cause a civil war in Malaysia! Seriously.
The timezone of Malaysia is unique because it follows the system of +1/+2 PMT (Predetermined Meeting Time) which is 1 or 2 hours later than PMT.
Obviously blatant lies! Our time zone is +0.5 only.
The best thing about Rojak Language is that, it is so simple. The grammar law is easy to follow.
Law:
- Add “Lah” in the end of every sentence. Bob your head when doing that.
- Use “maybe”, “can”, “dunno” extensively.
- Each sentence must consist of more than 3 dialects/languages.
- If you dont know what to do next just say “OK” and nod your head.
What the hell? I think these orang asing already siao one lah. Where got we do that?
Hypocrisy is the most important part of national culture and any person who is not a hypocrite is labeled a terrorists. Terrorists supposedly make up 2% of country’s population, although their existence has yet to be confirmed.
WHAT? That is ridiculous. We encourage free speech and welcome any suggestions to improve the current system. Except the Opposition of course, they’re opinions are so stupid it’s like they’re terrorists.
I could go on, but I’m sure any right-minded Malaysian could see how damaging this article is. I FULLY ENCOURAGE the censorship of such a site, as it is NO DOUBT a matter of public concern. THERE MUST BE NO PARODIES OF MALAYSIA. Go ahead and make fun of Singapore.
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Education Concerns
As it stands now, it seems like my PMR results are going to be quite useless. Oh, if you didn’t know, got 6A’s and a B (for BM). I probably didn’t live up to expectations, but I’m fine with it, and anyone’s who’s disappointed, well too bad for you.
Anyways, it seems my parents would like to send me overseas, or at least to a different school in order for me to do my O-levels or an equivalent. And here’s the dillema : One, I go overseas to a school where I can have top-class O-level education, and transition to A-levels. Two, I switch to a school somewhere here in Malaysia which has O-levels. Or three, I stay in the national syllabus and take my SPM.
Actually, this is a trilemma, not a dilemma. -.-;
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If you had three wishes?
What would you wish for if you had three wishes?World peace?
More wishes?True love?Perfect health?Money?
But really, I’m content and selfish enough that I wouldn’t wish for any of those. I think I’d just save them for a rainy day, so that I can live my life knowing if things go drastically wrong it can be righted easily.
Oh fine, I’d go for that and world peace.