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  • 05 Feb

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    MORAL

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    qij morale
    نكح الأخلاقية
    мамка му морални
    carajo moral
    jebanje moralne
    kurva morální
    kurat moraalne
    vittu moraaliset
    לעזאזל מוסרי
    नैतिक बकवास
    道徳的なファック
    도덕적 씨발
    dracu morale
    ебем моральный
    јебање моралне
    kurva morálnu
    jebi moralno
    carajo moral
    fan moraliska
    สังวาสคุณธรรม
    ahlaki becer
    ебем моральний

    They all mean the same thing.
  • 02 Feb

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    Lessons

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    You know, I finally understand why people can write angry blogposts like “betrayed!” and “lost my trust” and so on.

    Lesson learned: Don’t spy on people. Please don’t.
  • 29 Jan

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    Awakened

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    If someone asked me, “Can my friend use your bicycle later?” I’d be inclined to say yes, or a polite no if I feel like I want to use it myself.

    If someone sneaks into my room at 2 am when I’m asleep and uses my bicycle without asking me, I’d get pretty pissed off. More still if he’s stupid enough to awaken me.





    -ruffled-
    bicycle = computer btw
  • 24 Jan

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    Fail

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    Yesterday, KDU had the CCA graded activities showcase. I found this form…

  • 20 Jan

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    National emergency

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    Assembly

    People assemble

    People talk

    Lines fill up

    School song

    Quiet as usual

    Prefect takes the stand

    Recite the Rukun Negara

    Right hand up

    “Maka kami”

    Maka kami

    “Rakyat Malaysia”

    Rakyat Malaysia








    Silence







    “Assembly is canceled”
    “Please return to your classrooms”

    “What?”
    “Huh?”
    “What’s going on?”

    Small laughs.

    Ms. Harriet

    “What are you laughing at?”
    “This is a serious matter“

    Silence


    Silence



    Silence

    “All boys please return to your classroom”
    “All girls please remain in the hall”

    Puzzlement

    Theories

    “Is KDU becoming an all-boys school?”
    “Someone got raped?”
    “Maybe they are checking for boys in girls clothing?”
    “Haha but they won’t find Boon Yang”
    etc.

    10 minutes pass

    Few girls start trickling back into class

    “What happened?!?!”

    “Dunno”
    “They did like a spotcheck”
    “Some girls got pulled out”

    Startled

    This is serious

    More girls trickle in

    “What happened?!?!?!?!”

    “They checked our socks”

    Huh?

    “Socks”

    What

    …
    …
    …

    SOCKS
    serious business
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