Archive for October, 2010

  • Without Internet: 27/10

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    Thursday, 27/11/10

    11.20pm: I’m in the hotel. My dad hasn’t slept since 3am. He’s lying on the bed now, but a minute ago, he suddenly woke up, looked at me, told me to “look at the business aspect of the house”, mumbled a bit, then explained that it was for “making sure… minimum wage”. Then he fell back asleep. I am still quite puzzled by his advice, but I will never forget his words of wisdom.

    11.22pm: I have no internet. This is a diary I shall be typing, hopefully regularly, and then uploading to my blog whenever I am fortunate enough to get internet access.

    11.29pm: Always be prepared. No internet for 15 days? No worries. Just be prepared. Make sure to prepare everything you need using everything you have. For me, that means a lot of things can be done to waste the boring hours away:

    • iPhone. Download apps. Tons of apps. I have 131 apps. 71 of them are games. Many, many hours can be spent here. One important app is VLC player.
    • Laptop (Macbook). Have lots of stuff. Games: Plenty of offline, single-player games which I haven’t touched yet. Worse case scenario: Civilisation IV. That should net me a couple of hundred of hours of wasted time. Also, videos. I have Dexter, Firefly and Mad Men, Seasons 1,1 and 1, to watch. Transfer them to VLC Player on the iPhone, and I can watch them anywhere. There’s another 20-30 hours.
    • Photos. Have lots of photos, and be quite OCD about arranging them. I have nice big folder called “Unsorted” with lots of holiday photos. Generally, I perform the following process on my photos: Look through every photo. Delete any non-unique photo or boring photo.  Adjust contrast and brightness (only) of every remaining photo. Save photo set at full resolution and compress the set. Copy set over to hard drive. Take photo set and reduce size to a maximum of 1500×1000 pixels for each photo. Save resized photos to iPhoto. Repeat for remaining photos. As of now: I have 5 gigs of photos to “process”. About 4-5 hours down the drain.
    • Homework. … Actually nevermind, this won’t take up much time at all.
    • New house. I have at least 6-7 cardboard boxes worth of stuff to move and arrange soon. This will probably never finish and I will still be unpacking things 3 months from now.
    • Books. Yet to read: Revolutionary Road, To Kill A Mockingbird, Catch-22. To re-read (in case of Cambridge interview): A Very Short Introduction to Mathematics, The Pleasure of Counting.

    There’s actually plenty more stuff, but it’s 11.45pm and I need to wake up at around 6am. Adios.

    11.59pm: Ok, I was going to sleep. my dad woke up again, asked me what time it was, then lectured me about the importance of efficiency in business, used an analogy by comparing it to finding out about a movie (make sure there’s a good writer, etc.) then talking about how you must research a store). Then he closed his eyes and I asked him if he wasted to bathe. He said, “No,” and I said, “Good, Go to sleep.”

  • Bigkat

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    There is no more inspiring tale than the tale of the Bigkat chocolate bar:

    http://lokwi.com/item/994

  • Loss

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    School was over. I could relax. For today at least, there was no homework, no distractions. I could sit back, read a book, do some university research.

    I looked at the clock on my desktop: 6.30pm. I thought:

    ‘Why should I be bothered to go out and buy dinner from some restaurant, eat it right there and then, and walk all the way back? Why should I have to leave my room to obtain sustenance for my continued living? What have I done to deserve that sort of punishment? Surely there must be some better way of scavenging for food?’

    ‘Why, of course! There’s this website from which you can choose from several different restaurants, pick good, delicious, hot, steaming food, enter your address, and BAM! The food arrives at your doorstep 45 minutes later. What a marvel! Technology has solved all of mankind’s problems! Never again shall anyone suffer the indignity of walking to eat!”

    ‘Burgers! Nuggets! Fries! The food which all* students love, and all* adults hate! So I just enter my address here… click send? Yes… confirmation! It’s coming, the food is coming!’

    *phone call*

    “……Nando’s? Right now? Ummmmmmmmmm-”

    ‘Quick thinking required! Should I stay with my ordered food, wait in my quiet, book-filled room and avoid social interaction for the rest of the day? Or is the benefit of eating delicious chicken cooked with lemon and herb with some mediumishly spicy sauce, peas and the most delicious fries ever known to mankind, worth the trouble of cycling in the cold, windy weather, climbing up the bridge, in the middle of a traffic jam? Yes, it is worth the trouble.’

    (By now my “Ummmm…” had stretched on to almost one second. I clearly think too slowly.)

    “-mmmmmmmmmm ok”

    ‘Wait what do I do I just ordered food now what how do I cancel can I even cancel the food wouldn’t it be rude to cancel I don’t even have their phone number what am I supposed to do oh wait the website why don’t I click on the help button and see if there is some way to cancel oh wait there is awesome just call this number’

    (5 minutes of waiting while on hold, talking to customer service, quoting the order number and telling them the sad, sad reason why I would elect to not want to eat such delicious food)

    ‘Ok, that’s done with. Time to go: personal item check! Watch; yes. Wallet; yes. Keys; yes. Phone; yes. Phone in pocket, keys in pocket, watch on wrist, wallet in pock- no wait it doesn’t fit in my pocket. Tsk. Jeans pockets, why are you always so narrow? What do I do?’

    ‘Well. It’s a short ride. Put it in your jacket pocket. Just make sure you check on it every few minutes to make sure you don’t drop it while you’re cycling.’

    Ten minutes later:

    ‘Ok I’ll order a 1/4 chicken with 2 sides. How much is it? How much do I have?”

    *pats pocket*
    *pats pocket again*
    *pats pocket again again*
    *frantically throws jacket and checks all possible pockets simulataneously*
    *runs out of Nando’s*

    Then I check the entire area outside Nando’s. Upon failing to find any black wallet lying on the ground, I walk back into Nando’s. My great friends, instead of consoling me, convince me to cycle all the way back, then cycle on the same path where I presumably dropped my wallet.

    My friends obviously want me to exercise.

    Of course, no wallet was to be found. Maybe one day, people will just leave wallets lying on the street instead of picking them up. One day.

    I still ordered the 1/4 chicken with 2 sides. It was delicious.

    When I returned to my room, my burger, nuggets and fries were waiting in my room.