Archive for November, 2009

  • The True Story of How David Archuleta Came to Sri KDU

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    [subtitle: Confessions of a Hero/Villain]

    -mid-2009 or so-

    David Archuleta came to Sri KDU. THE David Archuleta (DA), the winner of American Idol (halfway round the world), came to a small (ok, maybe not so small) school in the middle of the country right above Singapore.

    How did this happen? It’s a long story. But I can say, it was probably my fault.

    First off, some organisers paid good money to Archuleta’s agents to come over to Malaysia. Then these organisers sold rights to many companies to give away exclusive tickets to people in exchange for promotions which bring in lots and lots and lots of money and publicity for the companies. Ka-ching, $_$ and all that. One of these companies was hitz.fm.

    Hitz.fm had a great idea! Why not send DA to a school? Run a contest to see which school wins, and free publicity rolls in! Nice idea!

    They made a webpage for it. The contest was quite simple:

    • Register for an account
    • Choose your school from a list
    • Answer 10 questions about DA correctly
    • Your school gets 1 entry!
    • Repeat for further success!

    Mrs. Chan, our principal, was/is a devout fan of DA. She called up an assembly to tell every student in school to vote for DA to come to Sri KDU. To rephrase, our principal told every student to go online to win a contest so that a celebrity singer would come to our school. Somehow, she had also managed to print out about, say, 200-300 small slips of paper with all the answers to the 10 questions to help us students answer correctly.

    I was quite bemused, but hey, it’s worth a shot to get a celebrity to come over right? Especially since I can now brag, forever, that David Archuleta came to my school. So I went online, registered an account and voted. Nothing special.

    But what really caught my eye was that there was absolutely no protection from automated voting.

    Chanced are, if you’ve been around the Internet long enough, you’ve seen one of those little images where there are letters which are bent strangely and distorted like mad. These are called CAPTCHAs. Basically they make sure you’re not a robot so that you don’t make 1000 accounts or do something 1000 times unless you’re actually doing it manually.

    Without any Captchas, the voting is ridiculously easy to automate. Using iMacro, I set up a macro. A macro is a recording of actions, for example, this macro’s instructions was to:

    1. Go to the website.
    2. Choose the correct school from the list.
    3. Click on the 10 correct answers.
    4. Click vote.

    All this is really, really easy. You just have to click record, do the actions manually yourself, then click stop.

    Now, if you hit the play button, it goes through the list and votes. If you fill the “Repeat” box with a number, say, 100, then it repeats it 100 times.

    I was triumphant when I voted 100 times in about 2 minutes.

    And that was that. I could so easily destroy this contest. If I set the repeat to one million times, I could leave it overnight and pretty much ensure that Sri KDU wins. But my conscience tugged at me. How could I deprive the other schools of getting DA to their school? It’s not fair, right? Maybe some other true fans of DA were voting right now, every hour, slaving away to get a chance to meet DA?

    Well screw them, why didn’t they think of this?

    But there was another problem which prevented me from voting a million times. I was worried that if hitz.fm saw a million votes for Sri KDU they’d be so surprised that they would just disqualify KDU from the contest. That would suck, every DA fan in school would hate me, and Mrs. Chan would probably… well let’s not go into detail about that.

    I finally decided not to bother voting. Instead I told a friend about this method, then I showed him the exact steps involved. There’s nothing worse that a secret unshared. (The friend was SY. I don’t know if I should involve his name or not, so let’s leave it at that for now.)

    SY told CF about this, and together they made 20,000 votes. When they told me I was something like:

    :O

    o.O

    Well, the day finally arrived. DA came to our school. The entire event should be summarised in another post, but here’s a quick reminder of the concert:

    In total, there were 65,700 votes. From a school of about 1200 students, and that’s including primary and secondary. I heard that the method spread to a few other students and some people in the IT department as well. In any case, I read somewhere that there were about 100,000 votes total, which means that we voted almost twice as much as every other school combined. Haha.

    Why post this almost half a year after he left Malaysia? I’m only posting this because of ego. It’s quite likely that my experimentation caused David Archuleta to come to my school. Wooo. That’s a story I can tell my grandchildren.

    To Sri KDU-ens: Thank you, thank you. You’re welcome.

    To hitz.fm: Please, perhaps you might want to look into some ways of stopping automated voting? Also, don’t you find that 65,000 votes just a little suspicious?

    To other schools out there: Sore luck. Be smarter next time. :P

  • Ow, Injury

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    Story: I went to use my parent’s toilet to wash my hands after eating delicious brownie. The sink area is quite wet, so as I stepped over a puddle of water, my leg slipped forwards and hit against the edge of the sink cupboard. I was like, “Ouch! That’s gonna leave a big swelling,” but my parents in the room were quite panicky. They thought I hit my head or something :/

    Anyways, it felt like crap at the start, then the pain wasn’t actually too bad. Then when I rested it actually got worse for a while before suddenly disappearing. Pain is strange that way.

    Here’s two pictures:

    It wasn't as bad as I though. Also, thank you fibrin and fibrinogen!

    It wasn't as bad as I though. Also, thank you fibrin and fibrinogen!

    It's a pretty bad swelling though.

    It's a pretty bad swelling though.

    Quite a silly post I reckon. But here’s a little game to cheer you up:

    Spot the moth!

    Spot the moth!

    And here’s a few lines of emptiness to prevent a spoiler of the answer.



    Actually, it’s not that blank. Hmm.



    *drum roll*



    Now do you see the moth?

    Now do you see the moth?

  • Back From A Coma

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    If you’ve been following my life carefully, and I mean really following me, as in stalking me from a window in the house opposite mine, because you probably aren’t, unless I see you in school, just before the SPM exams, or maybe after, and told you about this, or you’re one of my family, then you’d know that the Internets™ in my house has been pretty terrible lately. This post is partially to explain and complain about Streamyx, and also to illustrate why sentences can often be confusing.

    Back up to three weeks ago or so. Basically, our Streamyx connection suddenly went dead in the morning. Anyone who used Streamyx will tell you that this is a pretty common event, so we weren’t unduly worried. But the outage lasted pretty long, until the evening. Then it went back up.

    This happened again the next day. I called Streamyx up, followed their instructions to no avail. Then at about 6pm it started working again.

    Rinse and repeat intermittently. About 3 or 4 days week this would happen. My mum eventually got fed up (no internet means no Farmville) so she went into angry consumerism mode and started scolding the Streamyx helpline people. Poor them, but Streamyx really does deserve it. Their customer service is abominable. Really, really abominable.

    Throughout that period, I think collectively we phoned streamyx about 10-12 times, and every single time they failed to resolve the problem. THen each time they would “file a report” and assure us that they would contact us within two days. Never happened.

    Then three days ago something much worse happened where our connection went down and never came back out. Called streamyx again, went thorugh their troubleshooting again, but of course, as the last 10 times, nothing worked. So my mum called up streamyx again (again) and basically threatened to destroy the entire world if they didn’t even try to fix it.

    Because, really, just send someone over to our house and check the connection. Is it really that hard?

    The poor person behind the phone finally assured us that our problem will now be set to Level 2. Three weeks after our first report. Great. Also assured us that they would fix the problem that day.

    No phone call arrived, the internet was still down and everyone was generally bored. Next day was Saturday, so they definitely weren’t working that day. For me, it meant playing some single-player games (Oblivion and Trine) and semi-studying Moral for 48 boring hours. Don’t be jealous.

    Today! Mathematics SPM. I came home, and there was a parked TMNet car (it’s a pretty cute car) in the driveway. Yay! When I came home, apparently what had gone wrong is that some settings had been changed in the router. Somehow, the setting was resetted to the Singapore default, instead of the one Streamyx used.

    Hmm. That explains why we couldn’t connect for the weekend. But how about the intermittent connection the past few weeks? Why is it that sometimes it’s connectable, and sometimes it’s not? The guys had to admit they didn’t know. They asked me to monitor the situation and of course, report it to them if it doesn’t work.

    So, what was the point of the post? Not really sure, maybe I’m just happy to be back on the Internet, typing up random things on my mind. Whatever it is, I really should be revising Moral. But I’ll check Twitter and Facebook first.

  • SPM

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    In a little over seven hours I will be sitting for the first paper of the Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia.

    Nervous? Yes.

  • The Small Guide to Sejarah

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    So, I’ve been studying Sejarah almost exclusively for the past 10 days. Over those days I’ve written down a few random notes about Sejarah. These notes aren’t important stuff like the faktor, cara and kesan which are very important; they’re more obscure and useless stuff. Still, it might come in handy, so here’s the notes I’ve written down. Enjoy.

    It's pretty sparse, and information-less, no?

    Form 4, Chapter 1

    To download the whole set, click here.

    If that doesn’t work, click here, but use the above one if you can. Thanks.

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