“NO!” the school administrators say in words so emphasized that you can
hear the capital letters. “YOU MUST NOT REST. THIS IS A SCHOOL, A PLACE OF LEARNING. YOU ARE ONLY RESTRICTED TO TWO 30 MINUTE REST PERIODS A WEEK.”
“But there’s nothing on now!” the students exclaim.
“THEN WE SHALL MAKE SOMETHING. DUE TO YOUR OBSTINANCE, WE WILL NOT FILL UP THIS TIME PERIOD WITH AN EST EXAM.”
So 5 minutes after the paper, we sit for the EST paper. 20 minutes later, half the class is asleep. 35 minutes later, most people wake up and check the paper once. 5 minutes later, the paper is over and we can finally eat.
After lunch is the final paper of the
Marathon Trial Examination Day. Paper 3 is generally not the hardest paper of the bunch. As long as you follow a certain format and know your basics, usually you can get a decent mark without trying too hard. I’m pretty sure the Bio teachers knew this while they were making the paper:
“You know, this paper shouldn’t be too difficult. I mean, Paper 2 was quite difficult already and the students surely would be tired by now.”
“You’re right. Let’s make it easy. Hmm, methylene blue and BOD? It’s not too difficult and we’ve emphasised it so many times I’d be surprised if the students don’t know it by now.”
“Yeah. Let’s use that. How about the other question?”
“HEY DID YOU NOTICE? THIS IS THE LAST BIOLOGY PAPER WE ARE MAKING FOR THE FORM FIVES THIS YEAR. LET’S MAKE THE QUESTION REALLY, REALLY HARD AND LONG!”
“Sounds good.”
“I agree.”
So they make a paper with a very obvious second question and a question 1 which is so difficult technically and intellectually that it took me one hour and five minutes to finish. By the end, we were verily confused over how many graphs needed to be drawn, whether hot or cold weather is good for beetles, and whether a flour container had 10 or 0 beetles during week 0.
For anyone who took the paper, here’s two links for you:
Confused Flour Beetle and
Red Flour Beetle.
For everyone reading this, I don’t actually know why you’re reading about a description of one boy’s day full of examinations. Maybe you just have nothing better to do or maybe you’re a sadomasochist who loves torturing your eyes. Weird.