ATTENTION PEOPLE
IF YOU WRITE YOUR NAME DOWN ON A LIST, IT IS A SIGN OF COMMITMENT. That means you SHOW UP. You DO NOT just suddenly go awol without telling anyone a good reason/excuse.
Because of guys/girls like you, I am the only Form 4/5 person who showed up today. Thank you very much, I am now the first and only swimmer in my house. Good job guys.
YOU JUST DOOMED YELLOW HOUSE.