I AM A GENIUS

Warning : this post contains unveiled sarcasm, ego and insults. This amazingly intelligent author acknowledges this and would like to recommend you do not read if you have a weak heart and/or don’t like me.
gen·ius /ˈdʒinyəs/ [jeen-yuhs] –noun, plural gen·ius·es, gen·i·i
  1. an exceptional natural capacity of intellect, especially as shown in creative and original work in science, art, music, etc.: the genius of Mozart.
  2. a person having such capacity.
  3. a person having an extraordinarily high intelligence rating on a psychological test, as an IQ above 140.
  4. natural ability or capacity; strong inclination: a special genius for leadership.
  5. distinctive character or spirit, as of a nation, period, or language.
  6. the guardian spirit of a place, institution, etc.
  7. either of two mutually opposed spirits, one good and the other evil, supposed to attend a person throughout life.
  8. a person who strongly influences for good or ill the character, conduct, or destiny of a person, place, or thing: Rasputin, the evil genius of Russian politics,

I am officially smart. Really. I am smarter than almost all of Malaysia. I am in the 98th percentile, and if you didn’t know what that meant, you just proved what I said. Indeed, I am so smart that I am sure Mensa Malaysia would want to sign me up immediately.

OH LOOK, THEY DO! (clickity on it)

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In conclusion, I am smart. You can’t argue with science. Only fools would do that.

P.S. You could imagine this post was about 3 times longer, with good arguments about why I am smart and you are probably not. But I’m tired, I’m literally managing 3 events at once in school, and there really isn’t any need to home in my point any further.

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