Ban parody in Malaysia please

This is important news. (in English)

Once again our fine government has done well to curb these rowdy internet people. As you will notice, the Uncyclopedia article on Malaysia has some extremely dangerous facts on Malaysia. Knowing full well how impressionable Malaysians are, this article could single-handedly destroy the Malaysian youth!

Here are some excerpts from the article. Please DO NOT show these to free-minded people or it could cause a civil war in Malaysia! Seriously.

The timezone of Malaysia is unique because it follows the system of +1/+2 PMT (Predetermined Meeting Time) which is 1 or 2 hours later than PMT.

Obviously blatant lies! Our time zone is +0.5 only.

The best thing about Rojak Language is that, it is so simple. The grammar law is easy to follow.

Law:

  • Add “Lah” in the end of every sentence. Bob your head when doing that.
  • Use “maybe”, “can”, “dunno” extensively.
  • Each sentence must consist of more than 3 dialects/languages.
  • If you dont know what to do next just say “OK” and nod your head.

What the hell? I think these orang asing already siao one lah. Where got we do that?

Hypocrisy is the most important part of national culture and any person who is not a hypocrite is labeled a terrorists. Terrorists supposedly make up 2% of country’s population, although their existence has yet to be confirmed.

WHAT? That is ridiculous. We encourage free speech and welcome any suggestions to improve the current system. Except the Opposition of course, they’re opinions are so stupid it’s like they’re terrorists.

I could go on, but I’m sure any right-minded Malaysian could see how damaging this article is. I FULLY ENCOURAGE the censorship of such a site, as it is NO DOUBT a matter of public concern. THERE MUST BE NO PARODIES OF MALAYSIA. Go ahead and make fun of Singapore.

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