I’m feeling altruistic! Here’s for any Form 4s (or Form 5s) who’s studying BM Komsas (everyone? -.-).
http://www.mindomo.com/view?m=0313768c754a56273b7af45c3a9c4be7
Perhaps I’ll make some more?
Archive for January, 2008
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Ban parody in Malaysia please
This is important news. (in English)
Once again our fine government has done well to curb these rowdy internet people. As you will notice, the Uncyclopedia article on Malaysia has some extremely dangerous facts on Malaysia. Knowing full well how impressionable Malaysians are, this article could single-handedly destroy the Malaysian youth!
Here are some excerpts from the article. Please DO NOT show these to free-minded people or it could cause a civil war in Malaysia! Seriously.
The timezone of Malaysia is unique because it follows the system of +1/+2 PMT (Predetermined Meeting Time) which is 1 or 2 hours later than PMT.
Obviously blatant lies! Our time zone is +0.5 only.
The best thing about Rojak Language is that, it is so simple. The grammar law is easy to follow.
Law:
- Add “Lah” in the end of every sentence. Bob your head when doing that.
- Use “maybe”, “can”, “dunno” extensively.
- Each sentence must consist of more than 3 dialects/languages.
- If you dont know what to do next just say “OK” and nod your head.
What the hell? I think these orang asing already siao one lah. Where got we do that?
Hypocrisy is the most important part of national culture and any person who is not a hypocrite is labeled a terrorists. Terrorists supposedly make up 2% of country’s population, although their existence has yet to be confirmed.
WHAT? That is ridiculous. We encourage free speech and welcome any suggestions to improve the current system. Except the Opposition of course, they’re opinions are so stupid it’s like they’re terrorists.
I could go on, but I’m sure any right-minded Malaysian could see how damaging this article is. I FULLY ENCOURAGE the censorship of such a site, as it is NO DOUBT a matter of public concern. THERE MUST BE NO PARODIES OF MALAYSIA. Go ahead and make fun of Singapore.
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Another Year, Another Class
Form 4.
There are 3 streams in my school (KDU) which Form 4′s get to join. Pure Science (Bio + Chem + Phy), Sub-Science (Pys/Bio + Chem + Accounts/Economics) and Humanities (Econ + Commerce + Accounts/Art). And somehow, our school decided : from 9 Form 3 classes, we are to squeeze everyone into 7 classes this year : 3 PS, 2 SS and 2 HU.
Wtf? How will that work?
Surprisingly, there was even left over spaces in some classes. But anyways, first thing in school was to get to the hall and wait for streaming. So we entered at 8 and sat and waited.
And waited.
And waited.
And waited.
30 minutes of waiting later, Mrs. Chan (principal) enters the hall. And proceeds to explain the entire streaming system. WHICH WAS ALREADY EXPLAINED 6 DAYS AGO. AND TOOK 40 MINUTES TO EXPLAIN. Let me just say that shoestrings are extremely good boredom-relievers.
Another 20 to merely organize students into groups based on results. Sigh. Finally When that was done, break time! And Mrs. Chan had a surprise for us. It seems they replaced our old canteen operator with a new one (probably because of out complaints last year (one case of maggots in rice D:)) which would hopefully be much more efficient. Oh, and they changed the system of lining up for food, which would create less chaos (last year’s canteen was like a third-world country village when everyone is starved and people start throwing food from helicopters).
Long story short, the new canteen operators sucked, the cashiers were inefficient, the line was slower than a turtle in a puddle of glue and the food was more expensive and in less quantity. A case of ‘the grass in greener on the other side because someone painted it green.’
Then back in the hall, we finally were sorted into our classes. I got into Pure Science ^.^ But there was something unique this year as my class is actually made of 17 PS students and 12 Sub-Science (Physics) students to make a mixed class.
So yes, there will actually be literally two different classes of students in 4 Mozart. This should be interesting.
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Roffle
- New Year is here. I don’t feel any different.
- Team Fortress 2 is perhaps one of the best games ever.
- I have a headset, which I probably won’t use.
- School starts in 32 hours.
- As of this post I have 9 unread messages across various mail accounts.
- Form 4 sounds like hell.
- I’ve got a new calculator.
- National Treasure 2 is exactly the same as NT1.
- I have only 50GB left on my computer.
- Sleepy.
- My lamp looks like Pixar’s lamp.
- Roffle means ROFL.
- This is the 12th statement.
- If you counted to check for correctness, you’d be right.
- Good night.
